fuck yes
Me: Guys, I just can't handle this anymore.
Friend: Deal with what?
Me: I'm fat. I'm ugly. I have no life.
Friend: YOU ARE NOT FAT, YOU AREN'T UGLY, AND YOU HAVE A LIFE! god!!! *storms off*
Me: *runs away and gets hit by a car*
Enemy: *spreads lies about me*
Friend: Why did you do that to her?
Me: Do what?
Friend 2: You know what you did!
Me: What?!!
Enemy: Yeah, you did. Now the whole school's against me. Thanks a lot.
Enemy, Friend, Friend 2: *walk away, head tilted up*
Me: *turns towards audience* that's how most friendships end. Will it be how yours does?
Audience: *claps loudly*
Me: *feels cheesy*
First 150 to reblog; promoted to over 275k+
1 list of 20, and 5 solos to 275,000 dashes
must be following ALL or we wont promote you:
wasted-bl0ndes (30k)
heartsofangels (51k)
r4ill (63k)
rhodesbohoisland (45k)
crystallizedtiger (52k)
crystallized-teardrops (53k)
sea-sh0re (35k)
pl4nes (66k)
urban-lightss (32k)
o-c-e-a-n-a-v-e-n-u-e (80k)
coastlinekids (33k)
must reach or no promo! GO QUICK
first 120 to reblog, 1 list of 20!
must be following-
- www.i-n-d-i-a-n-flare.tumblr.com
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- www.samueloser.tumblr.com
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- www.max-ime.tumblr.com
no likes, reblog once, must reach or no promo, go!
REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO BE PROMOTED TO OUR 65,000+ FOLLOWERS
YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING BOTH OF US OR YOU WON’T BE PROMOTED:
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we will promote our favorites and randoms all in a list!
NO LIKES, winners to gain TONS of followers.